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Ssshh, I'm intimidating them!



Hehehe, SNOW! I missed the Essay partio of SOL, even though it twas rescheduled me no cares. Guessh what? Our schoolios economics fair is on Thursday. Me and me partner made some really coolio bead lizards. Maybe if we be having some left over you peoples can buy from us.

Speaking of music, does anyone out there in internet land remember the New Kids on the Block? Well one of them put out a solo album and me heard the first single on the radio yesterday. It was horrible! It sounded like one of those little kiddy shows thats like "You have to love yourself first before you can love anyone else." I think it actually said that in the song. Anyways, it was really scary and really disgusting. I thought I was going to puke!

I think that in these United States of America we should not have to be subject to really stupid stuff. Like Hanson, and the Backstreet Boys. Here is another delightufl example: Me mother just bought some dishes. And get this, the dishes came with an instruction booklet! It was like "Carefully place food on plate. Is that dumb or what?

Blah Blah Blah Yackety Smackety! Put some noddles in your pink polka dot pants and do a silly dance! Now wiggle your ears and eat some cheese, don't forget the chocolate moose please! I am silly, and I am insane, but at least I'm not dead, like John Wayne. I like to dance and I like to shout, will someone please let the dog out?

AHHHHHH! I am very upset because when me goes to look at me page, all me sees is the background. So me has to find a way to see me page. AHHH!



Geesh what? Me finally figured out how to put music on me page. The Music on my entrance page is Foolish Games by Jewel, and the The Teddy Bear's Picnic is on this page.



I AM NOT, REPEAT NOT A TEENY BOPPER! Those people scare me. They're all like "Oh mister cute young boy, me tis a girl with too many hormones and nothing to do. I am going to put pictures of you all over me wall, worship you like you is GOD, and pretend that you are me boyfriend. Oh, and once I finally realize how stupid you are, I will call you dumb and hate you for making me think you actually had talent, which you really don't, I was just in love with your looks."



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Well, now a little about my self. Me real name is Claire, but me goes by the name Dawn Princess mostly. I am 13 and I loooooove horses (can't you tell?). I have two cats, one dog, and two fish. The cats names are Rockey (technically Rocket but we call him Rockey) and Shadow (I call her Shadow-dow), the dog is named Pepper, the fish are named Ramoth and Peter Fuzzy Pumpkin. I ride horses once a week and have been doing so for five years. I used to ride at Great Falls Horse Center, but due to the stupid people who work there/own the stable, I don't ride there any more. I'm going to try this new place called Angelica Run Farms, my old instructor Pam told me about it. I haven't ridden much since the winter break, so I'm going crazy 'cause I need to ride! AHHH!

I love to sing (I have been told I am good) and my favorite bands/artits are (in no order)Third Eye Blind, Sugar Ray, The Offspring, Everclear, Madonna, Alanis Morristete, Fiona Apple, Wycleff John, Pras, Jewel, Mariah Carey, Matchbox 20, SmashMouth, Will Smith, The Fuggees, En Vouge, Tony Braxton, Destiny's Child, Usher, Brandy, Daft Punk, Monica, Spice Girls, Beastie Boys, Barenaked Ladies, Alyiah, and They Might Be Giants. Oops, can't forget the BeGees and the Village People (yes, 70s music).





Now for those of you Hanson fans out there who wonder why I left them off the list, I hate them! Quoting a guy I heard on twelve angry Viewers "I am just glad that those three little girl have it so well. They sing great and if that older one got some braces, plastic surgery, and a new hair do, then she would knock the guys dead!" Now, I am not saying anything bad about you, just about Hanson. I am entitled to my own opinion as are you, and if you don't like my opinion, then thats to bad. I am not jealous of them, I mean sure it would be nice to have millions of people who hate you and call you girls. Let me say this, not everyone in the world is going to like you. There are always people out there who hate you, believe me, I know. If I still don't have you convinced then let me say this:

I don't think its fair for a 11 year old, 14 year old, and 17 year old to go around singing songs like "Where's the Love" if they obviously don't know what they're talking about. They have never been loved, at least not the kinda love that they're singing about. I mean think about, of course they're wondering where the love is if there is no one that loves them.



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I know whay Hanson is so successful!! Subliminal(sp?) messages in their music. Here is an example. "Mmmmmmbop(buy our records)Mmmmmmmbop(love us to death)Mmmmmbop(worship us like Gods)Mmmmbop(think we are really boys)." So what do you guys think? Yes, no? Tell me if you argee by signing my guestbook!



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I love Austin Powers man, groovey baby! I also love Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, The Waterboy, Mercury Rising, Wag the Dog, Primary Colors, Titanic, and The Rugrats Movie (twas so cute!). My fave books in the whold wide world are: Orwell's 1984, The Dragon Riders of Pern, and other Anne McCaffery Pern books, Tamora Pierce books, Joanna Campbell Books, Bonnie Bryant Books, K.A. Applegate books, and the Giver Baby!



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You must go to the Dancing Hampster Page Now or you will DIE! MUAHAHAHA! Clearbrook Farms Babbling Brook Farms My Poems and Stories. Dancing Autumn My Lyrics Page! VISIT OR DIE!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP (hehehehe) Mystical Callings Herd The Official Movie Site of The Waterboy! YOU MUST VISIT THIS SIGHT OR I WILL KILL YOU! The Official Austin Powers Page! This is my Coolio Friend's page titled: LAUREN'S CALVACADE OF WHIMSY. Visit it now or we will both kill you This is my coolio internet friends coolio page The Horse in the Mist Horse Fever

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